Monday, May 2, 2011
It was the elite Seal Team Six that was responsible for killing Bin Laden. They have a new slogan: Bin There. Done that.
A top U.S official has confirmed that Bin Laden attempted to use one of his wives as a shield when U.S Forces began shooting him. Unfortunately, she was wearing her Target shirt.
Now that Bin Laden has been captured one lucky Pakistani is left wondering: How many camels will $25 million get me?
Is "Pakistan" the name of a country or a statement about a guy named Pak that likes the sun?
Bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to being buried at sea. His supporters are outraged. He can't swim!
Many republicans are using the news of Obama's killing to advocate the policy of torture, Or as it is commonly known as: Watching Fox News.