Thursday, August 25, 2011

Jokes 8-25-11

A 4.9 earthquake has hit the east coast. In California, we call that an appetizer.

A new game is sweeping Libya: Where's Gaddafi.

A Kentucky jury has ruled for a doctor in a penis amputation suit. They said that the evidence did not stand up in court and the lawyers did not rise to the occasion.

2 birds have tested positive for the West Nile Virus in Wisconsin. Now you know the origin of Angry Birds.

The Oxygen Chanel plans to cancel "The World According to Paris". I'm not holding my breath.

Sean Loftis, a Florida substitute teacher , was fired after the school discovered he did gay porn. That's messed up. I'm not sure who is more anal.

A woman in Alaska has been found guilty of "hot saucing" her son. The judge was enraged that the mom did not use "mild".

The Washington monument top was cracked by the recent earthquake. The last time any crack plagued Washington, Marion Barry was mayor.

A woman sued after she was was sexually assaulted by a man she met on the dating site. will not release the perpetrator's real identity, only his screen name: Nomeansyesman2000.

Nancy Reagan fell at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in California only to be caught by Marco Rubio. She said she was grateful for the swift and decisive action of that waiter.


  1. I'm so glad found your blog. It always makes me smile. :)

  2. This is your best batch ever, Israel - one zinger after another. I can hear the rim shots.

  3. Great jokes, Israel. I can relate to the first one.

  4. Hahaha!!! I've always wondered where Angry Birds came from!!!

  5. These are great! The third was my favourite.

  6. These are always so great!! You are right about the hurricane appetizer joke. Ha!

  7. Nomeansyesman? LMAO! I like the courtroom penis humor, too.