Thursday, August 18, 2011

jokes 8-18-11

A British man was killed in a shark attack while honeymooning near Dennis Island. His widow said she expected to get his half but not like this.

In Virginia, a "brain eating amoeba" has claimed a 9 year old victim. Authorities are warning people to avoid areas where it is found including: fresh water lakes, ponds, and tea party rallies.

U.S stocks tumbled amid fears of a global recession. It's a volatile world after wall.

TLC has cancelled Kat Von D's "La Ink" for being in the red ink.

Scientists now believe that the moon is much younger than believed by 20 million years. At night when you look at the moon, Remember, those aren't craters, they're zits.

According to the CDC, 1 in 10 children have been diagnosed with ADHD. The other 90% are focused enough to resist Ritalin.

After aggressive questioning on "Piers Morgan Tonight", Christine O' Donnell left the show midway. She vanished like a true witch.


  1. Update: In a case of a love triangle gone terribly wrong Dennis Island has been arrested for murdering the Brit and staging it as a shark attack. Said the lead C.S.I. investigator, "and this was no frickin' BOATING accident, either!"

  2. Thanks for my early morning chuckle.

  3. It would have been awesome if Christine had snapped her fingers and there had been a ball of fire and smoke and when it cleared she was gone.


  4. Watching the news this morning, I came out with so many shark gags. Terrible really. I'm ashamed of myself.

  5. Funny stuff, Israel. Love the "brain eating amoeba" joke!

  6. COD smack! Nice! I'd forgotten all about the former teen-aged witch.