Tuesday, June 7, 2011

6-7-11 jokes

Anthony Weiner has confessed to sending a collge girl suggestive pictures of himself in his underwear. If you thought this was bad, wait till he gets his Hanes on you.

A new study suggests that the drug Aromasin cuts breast cancer incidence by 65%. Futher research is still needed. I say we take a hands on approach.

Brigitte Nielsen says that she had an intimate affair with Arnold Schwarzenegger during the filming of the movie "Red Sonja". She admits she knew the fling would only last as long as the shoot. Isn't that how it always ends?

A man in Utah has been charged with disorderly conduct after he paid his medical bills with 2500 pennies. Normally, I would add my two cents here but I don't want trouble.

In Los Angeles there is an employment services that specializes in placing senior women for domestic staffing needs. Its called Rent-a-Grandma. For an extra fee, Maddona will even sing to your kids.


  1. Solid gold, all of 'em.

  2. Haha! What a crazy man from Utah! And I cracked-up at that Madonna joke.

  3. I love these, but number one really got me going.

  4. hahahaha, love it

    and what's wrong with paying in pennies?

  5. I was waiting for your joke on Weinergate! So funny! The one about the coins makes me mad! (the incident, not your joke) He paid in cash!!!!

  6. The pennies joke was pretty funny! That's crazy that they did that any way.

  7. OMG, these were all hilarious!

    That Brigitte Nielsen really gets around, huh? Gross!

  8. What's so bad about paying in pennies?! It's money.