Monday, September 26, 2011

Caption Contest!!!


Submit your caption and the winner gets a used book from me along with other goodies. Good luck!

8 comments:

  1. Oh, man! I can't think of anything funny! Hmmmm...

    "Finally, after all of these years, we've developed a machine that cleans God's teeth. This is going to be fant... Hey! Bob! Does God have teeth? Did we just all of our time? SWELL! Just swell!"

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  2. I love Kelly's caption, very funny! That is a great pic for jokes.

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  3. (AP) Teheran: Dr. Mahmoud Ahmagonnaexplodabus, from Teheran's Institute of Clandestine Cosmetology and Nano-Souvlakis, displays one of the prototypes implanted in the recently released American hikers. "We hope they need to poop in a Pentagon restroom, God willing. If not," he admitted, "this will have been a huge waste of time and energy which would have otherwise been used to weave rugs and export fake vomit to Iraq. Oh and, by the way, Death to America."

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  4. I had a few, but they all ended up being "compensating for something?" jokes...

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  5. "Spread wide, and I promise it won't hurt."

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  6. "Gee, I hope this doesn't mean I have penis envy!"

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  7. "Everyone, this is Willy. And this is how I touch my Willy."

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  8. "They'll never know what hit em'....
    Sh*t, did I forget to pick up milk?"

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