Friday, September 30, 2011

Jokes 9-30-11

In China, a rocket carrying its first space laboratory was launched into orbit. There was jubilation in their country. Everybody's getting Wang Chung tonight.

Chaz Bono is changing T.V . The dance show will now be called "Dancing with the stars and a transgendered moon."

Actress Leisha Hailey is calling for a boycott of Southwest Airlines after she was escorted off the plane for kissing a girlfriend. Had it been heavy groping it would have been o.k said a TSA agent.

Italian prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi is remaining low key on his 75 birthday amid allegations that he had orgies and paid a 17 year old for sex. MSNBC will air the video on "To Catch a Prime Minister."

Bank of America will begin charging a $5 monthly fee for the use of their debit card to make purchases. Other banks will follow so they are not
a loan.

Gwyneth Paltrow twitted that she had a horrific hangover celebrating her 39th birthday. She lost a front tooth and can't recall how she ended up with Mike Tyson's tiger.

A Google Android Phone running on an operating system called Ice Cream Sandwich was leaked through Ebay. I'm waiting for the upgraded version which offers more variety: Neapolitan.

In Long Island, NY a cheating ring has been busted. Seven students paid a college student to take the SAT. That's S-A-D.


  1. Great jokes. Orgies when you are 75!?

  2. Hey Israel, is Alex writing some of todays stuff for you? Just asking.....

  3. LOL @ the Android joke. I'm a tech geek, so I enjoyed that.

  4. Wang Chung. Sounds dirty.
    Across the nation, around the world. Across the nation, around the world.
    (By the way, how pathetic is it that I can quote Wang Chung).

  5. Ha! Your jokes always make me laugh!

  6. I'd forgotten how ludicrous Wang Chung looked. Mind you it was the '80s.