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About Me
- ISRAEL CARRASCO
- I grew up in Los Angeles, and now I live in Anaheim, CA. Graduated from CSULB. I have Insomnia. I drink Coffee everyday. Maybe That's why I have insomnia. I'm a big fan of Stand up comedy and comedy in general. I do stand up comedy and write monologue jokes; many which have been published by the NY Times Humor Blog. To hire me for writing assignments, email me
I got an award!
I got an award!
Oh, man! I can't think of anything funny! Hmmmm...
ReplyDelete"Finally, after all of these years, we've developed a machine that cleans God's teeth. This is going to be fant... Hey! Bob! Does God have teeth? Did we just all of our time? SWELL! Just swell!"
I love Kelly's caption, very funny! That is a great pic for jokes.
ReplyDelete(AP) Teheran: Dr. Mahmoud Ahmagonnaexplodabus, from Teheran's Institute of Clandestine Cosmetology and Nano-Souvlakis, displays one of the prototypes implanted in the recently released American hikers. "We hope they need to poop in a Pentagon restroom, God willing. If not," he admitted, "this will have been a huge waste of time and energy which would have otherwise been used to weave rugs and export fake vomit to Iraq. Oh and, by the way, Death to America."
ReplyDeleteI had a few, but they all ended up being "compensating for something?" jokes...
ReplyDelete"Spread wide, and I promise it won't hurt."
ReplyDelete"Gee, I hope this doesn't mean I have penis envy!"
ReplyDelete"Everyone, this is Willy. And this is how I touch my Willy."
ReplyDelete"They'll never know what hit em'....
ReplyDeleteSh*t, did I forget to pick up milk?"