I'm not kidding. I'm selling an OJ Simpson Exercise VHS Tape in it's original box. I posted an ad on Craigslist and God knows what kind of response I'll get. However, you my blogger friends get first dibs at it. It will make a killer gift. Did I just say that? Email me if interested.
I Tried getting this game off the ground with limited success but I still think this game will take off. Remember Rome wasn't built in one day.
Today's formula:
Foolish Italian making a fool of himself in front of television = Mike the Situation. 30 years later and broke = Tony DanzaWhat is your formula? Play and you will get 30 Karma pointz
The NFL season opener begins today as the Saints face the Vikings. It's also the exact same time that wives/girlfriends decide that this is the perfect time to talk about "feelings".
Quarterback, Tom Brady of the New England Patriots was invloved in a car accident in Boston. He's placing all the blame on his right tackle.
Rudy Ruettiger teammate Joe Montana said that the movie "Rudy" wasn't based on real events. Tough to tell who the real loser is.
Iran is set to release hiker Sara Shourd, jailed for 13 months, for illegaly entering Iran. In related news, she is also suing the hell out of Google Maps.
An email reading "Here you have" is spreading a virus. The weird thing is years ago I caught a virus after being told that same phrase.
P.S (The picture is of Nina who sold me my glasses. As a selling point she said my glasses will be O.K in jail because they are made of plastic. Racist? maybe. Funny? Hell yeah!)
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Today's story highlights how ghetto Anaheim can be. I went to the park to exercise by doing push using a park bench to do "inclines". I get a quick glance at the side of my eyes. It's two Mexican guys that look like "homies" or "Cholos" and a white girl that looked tore up.
I notice that they are staring in my direction as I'm doing push ups. They pause and stare at me tentatively. I think quick and put two and two together and realize that they probably want the bottle of whiskey that is leaning against the bench I'm using. "Do you want the bottle?" I ask. "Yeah" the white girl giggles. "What are you training for?" she asks me. "I don't want to die" is my respond.
"You getting ready for jail?" one homeboy asks me. "Something like that" I respond pretending to be tougher than I am. I leave.
Hulk Hogan has been hospitalized for a back injury. Doctors have found the origin of the injury -The Iron Sheik’s camel clutch.
A home once belonging to the late John Wayne is on the market for $2.2 million. To put in an offer, contact the broker, Dirty Pilgrim Realty.
Terry Jones the pastor of Dove World Church is getting alot of pressure, especially from General David Petraeus, for planning a "burn a Koran day". Let's hope he is not trying to keep up with the Jim Joneses.
John Lennon's killer, Mark Chapman was denied parole. Imagine that.
Reggie Bush has been stripped of the Heisman trophy several years after receiving it. Talk about a strip tease.
Angelina Jolie is meeting with Pakistan flood victims. This trip will serve a dual purpose: 1-Humanitarian aid 2-Adoption.
