Taylor Swift has not responded to a twitter apology message sent by Kanye West for his interruption at the VMA awards. Who reponds to spam?
President Obama is scheduled to propose tax breaks for businesses to spur economic growth. Give me a break! No really, give me a break.
The U.S Justice Department is examing BP's device known as a "blow-out preventer". The L.A Clippers are interested in this device.
Mike Edwards, a founding member of ELO was killed when a 1300 pound,giant hay bale rolled down a hill smashing him in his van. Fortunately for police, finding his body was not like finding a needle in a haystack.
Tropical Storm Hermine,which formed in the western end of the Gulf of Mexico, is expected to reach South Texas by Tuesday. It staying the hell away from Arizona.
Delivering a speech in Wisconsin, Obama said that his critics "talk about me like a dog." His speech was cut short when he spotted a cat in the crowd.
As I was driving my "Gremlin" listening to The Carpenters on my 8 track, It dawned on me, I need to join the 21st century. I bought one of those "touch screen" phones. Yes I know that there are Smart Phones that can do everything including time travel but I always saw the phone as a device to speak to someone. Yes, I know that the iPad is like a mini-computer that does it all. I'm aware of what's out there but I just don't want to be caught up in the machinery that is the Apple cult. However, I had to finally get a phone because my last phone was a "flip phone" that sounded like I was talking to someone using two cups,2 buttons, and a string.
Here is what I learned about my touch phone:
It was created and designed by a woman. Here is why. It is not only necessary that you touch the right spot. In addition to touching the right spot, it has to be touched a certain way. It's like the phone was designed with a G-spot which I still can't find.
It's Friday so what the heck, I'm unleashing a game of sorts and I'm asking you fellow bloggers to play along. It's called equals or = I will present two things and show hey they equal each other in some sort of relationship. Here we go:
TEENAGER TEXTING AND DRIVING = 85 YEAR OLD DRIVING WITH NO DISTRACTIONS.
What's your formula for today. Come out of the woods bloggers! I want to get to know you guys.
I've been on an involuntary long vacation AKA unemployed now for several months now and I have experienced the many emotions involved. Initially I felt relief. " God I needed a break anyway and I was burned out." Next came anxiety as I now had no schedule. Awaiting the DNA results on Maury does not count. The anxiety turned to depression as I now pondered my future and my life decisions. Then I went on several interviews. I felt hope.
There was one position in Long Beach that I thought I would get. The lady that inteviewed me was a Laker fan as I was. I got a letter saying "We're sorry...."
I felt depression again. The depression and the sense of hopelessness engulfed me on some days that I couldn't sleep or see the sun outside my room. But I kept on sending resumes. I got more interviews but some of the companies that wanted to "hire" me showed up as "SCAM" when I did a Google search.
The stress of being jobless affected me mentally and physically. I'm already crazy but the toll that it took on my body was bad. I believe that stress was responsible for some of the numbing sensation on my body.
I have sinced changed my diet, implemented an exercise routine, and I refuse to worry about that which is outside my control. I have been on two consecutive interviews and this has given me hope that someone,somewhere, will see that I'm OK.
I was rather amused by the comments of Newt Gingrich who said, "if you're unemployed and you turn down work, you're lazy." Or even better is the psychoanalysis of Ben Stein who said of the unemployed, " people who have been laid off and cannot find work are generally people with poor work habits and poor personalities."
The good news is that I have some money to keep me afloat for a little while and I'm more positive about what the future holds. I had two interviews. One with a Russian lady that kinda made me nervous and the other was with a very nice lady that seemed very sincere. I'm optimistic now (It's better for my health) All I can do is try right? I'll still keep seing humor amid the darkness and tragedy. I choose to laugh rather than cry.
A man has been shot and killed by police after he entered a "Discovery Channel Network" building and complained about its programming. The footage of the shootout will be featured on "Man versus Wild."
Burger King is said to be in negotiations with potential buyers. The potential investors were grilled for hours.
Allergan Inc, the maker of Botox has agreed to pay $600 to settle claims that it was "misbranding" the use of Botox. After the decision was reached all Allergan employees had the same facial reaction.
The FDA is looking to regulate cough medicine that contains dextromethorphan because many teens are abusing it to get high. In an extension of their power, the FDA will also look into the Catholic Church for abusing those same teens taking the cough medicine.
Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49 has died after trying to force her way down the chimney of her on again off again boyfriend. Her body was found 3 days later. The kids at that home will need to be told why Santa ain't coming this year.
