Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Rabbi Avraham Rabinowich, leader of the Bellmore Jewish Center, was busted with a hooker on the Sabbath when his wife secretly filmed him. This sounds like a bar joke: A Rabbi and a hooker meet on the Sabbath...
(Steamy video below. It's kosher)
The DEA ruled on Friday that marijuana has no “accepted medical use” and should therefore remain illegal. I want what they’re smoking.
Scientists have discovered a new strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to antibiotics. It’s being called the “Sarah Palin” because it just wont go away.
Morissey was attacked by a dog, beaking his finger in the process. Ironically, the dog was named "bigmouth". (Only Smiths fans will get this).
Rebecca Black will self release her new single "My Moment" next Monday, which comes before Friday. We so excited.
R Kelly is facing foreclosure on his $2.9 million mansion in Chicago. What a tragedy. The guy had it all and just pissed it all away.
I apologize to my readers. The punchline to this joke was hacked by Ruport Murdoch.