Monday, April 25, 2011
An Oregon woman has created a life-size Barbie to help bring awareness to anorexia and other eating disorders. Not to be outdone, I’m creating a life sized male doll named "No Balls Ken" to bring awareness to steroid use.
Iranian lawmakers are proposing to outlaw the dog ownership. This answers the question: Who let the dogs out?
In England, a man was killed when a human canonball show went horribly wrong. Friends and family were conforted knowing he went out in a bang.
Non confirmed rumors are circulating out of Geneva Switzerland that the “God Particle” has been found. Actually, they found 3 particles but they’re really just one taking different forms. It’s hard to explain.
Charlie Sheen was dumped by his porn star girlfriend via text message. The message was preceded by cheesy jazz music.
In Afhanistan, 450 Taliban prisoners broke out of jail after someone dug a 1000 foot tunnel underneath the jail. This has inspired a new film: Shiite Redemption.
As a result of a probation violation, Lindsey Lohan has been court ordered to to do community service where she must serve 120 hours in a Los Angeles Morgue where she will be forced to see the grim reality of where her career is going.