Thursday, April 14, 2011
At an Olive Garden in Florida, a two year old toddler was accidently served Sangria instead of orange juice. It's a sad day in America when you go from taking your first steps to needing 12 steps.
Congress has approved a budget deal that attempts to cut spending by 38 billion or slightly less than what's been served at Mc Donald's.
19 year old, Ashley Kauffman was removed from the front row of American Idol for being too fat. The forklift company has no comment.
Paul McDonald was voted off American Idol. He will go back to his farm where his dog Bingo awaits him. That's B-I-N-G-O.
During Obama’s speech, Vice President Joe Biden was caught falling asleep. The response to this was immediate: A job offer to be the next Air Traffic Controller.
Taylor Swift purchased a home for her parents in Tennessee. But not before Kanye West interrupted the escrow signing.
Susan Lucci's soap opera is coming to an end but ABC will give her a leading role in her new Soap: "All My Grandchildren."