Monday, April 4, 2011

Jokes 4-4-11



This Sunday 38 years ago the first cell phone call was made by Martin Cooper. He is still waiting for customer service to answer.

I think the nuclear radiation from Japan is affecting the United State's food supply. Sushi shouldn't glow in the dark right?

Comedy legend Eddie Murphy turned fifty. He celebrated by blowing candles- That's the tranny's nickname.

Inspectors found more cracks inside two Southwest Airlines. Security immediately ordered the teens to pull up their pants.

The Charlie Sheen tour was such a huge bomb that he is being deployed to Libya.

According to a recent study, 1 in 5 U.S women have kids who have different birth fathers. In related news, there is a year long waiting list to appear on the Maury Povich Show.

9 comments:

  1. Haha! That Eddie Murphy joke's a killer! I also liked the mobile phone joke.

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  2. boring and too predictable...youve had better

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  3. Hahaha. I don't know if I should be happy or sad for Candles!!!!

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  4. LOL, I remember those phones.... heavy with bad service. Looks like Martin has more patience than I do.

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  5. Ahaha, good to laugh in the morning!

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  6. "Comedy legend Eddie Murphy turned fifty. He celebrated by blowing candles- That's the tranny's nickname."

    That literally made me LOL. Good stuff dude.

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  7. LOL, They're all funny, but the Eddie Murphy & the cell phone were my favorites.
    I always love visiting the world of Iz.

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  8. Oops! I'm not sure my comment came through. I just said I thought the jokes are great. I love the airplane one.

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