Monday, April 4, 2011
This Sunday 38 years ago the first cell phone call was made by Martin Cooper. He is still waiting for customer service to answer.
I think the nuclear radiation from Japan is affecting the United State's food supply. Sushi shouldn't glow in the dark right?
Comedy legend Eddie Murphy turned fifty. He celebrated by blowing candles- That's the tranny's nickname.
Inspectors found more cracks inside two Southwest Airlines. Security immediately ordered the teens to pull up their pants.
The Charlie Sheen tour was such a huge bomb that he is being deployed to Libya.
According to a recent study, 1 in 5 U.S women have kids who have different birth fathers. In related news, there is a year long waiting list to appear on the Maury Povich Show.