Sunday, May 20, 2012

Jokes 5-20-12

Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg married his long time girlfriend. He changed is Facebook status to "married" and she updated her status to "half".

On May 21st, Canadians celebrate Victoria day in honor of Queen Victoria's birthday. In America the only Victoria we celebrate is a secret.

In Parker Colorado, a lesbian couple have been arrested for staging a hate crime. They spray painted the words "Kill the Gay". They are also being sued by the GOP for using their slogan without permission.

Usain Bolt dumped his girlfriend of six months. Before she could respond, he simply vanished.

A British tabloid is reporting that Kim Kardashian is coming between Kanye West and Jay-Z and I can't wait to see that video.

A transgendered, Miss Universe Canada, felt short of the national title but still made the top 12 semi-finalists. I applaud her courage. That takes balls.


  1. Hahaha! These are all funny! Especially the Kim Kardashian one!!

  2. Ha! KK was super funny, as was the Zuckerberg one!

  3. Awesome! Yeah, I liked those. You got jokes my man. Nice job.

  4. LOL! The last one was pretty funny. The Kardashian one may wind up to be true. LOL!