North Korea has threatened to reduce South Korea to ashes in four minutes for insulting its leadership. Is this what they mean by Korean BBQ?
A former McDonald's worker is suing a former franchise owner claiming that she was forced to prostitute herself. Her nickname was the golden arched back. I'm loving it.
Wal-Mart stock lost 5% of its value on news that top executives bribed Mexican officials. That's Juan big problem.
A Brazilian actor, playing Judas, accidentally hung himself in a theater. He leaves behind a wife, a child, and 30 pieces of silver.
Newt Gingrich hinted that he may drop out of the presidential race. He sent a message to all his supporters but he never responded.
The latest political science question: What is the law enforcement agency that is in charge of protecting the president?
Answer: Erotic Services.
Hahaha! I knew there was something behind that "I'm loving it" slogan!
ReplyDeleteHa! Funniest ones for me was Newt and the Wal-Mart one!
ReplyDeletePerfect! You really have a knack for capturing current events in a couple of lines. That takes talent!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite was the Newt one... it took me just a beat then I howled!!!
Love the Mickey D's rip! LOL!
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