Comedian Gallagher was hospitalized after he suffered a heart attack. His doctor is recommending that he switch to smashing grapes.
A new "Huggies" ad has angered dads for portraying them as hapless caregivers. As soon as I find my kid, I'm writing them a protest letter.
Did you hear? A journal belonging to Lizzie Borden was recently found. If you don't know, you better axe somebody.
Ben & Jerry has created a new ice cream flavor in support of gay marriage. It's described as super fruity and God hates it.
Rick Santorum has made a campaign promise to ban hard-core pornography. Come again?
A 7.6 earthquake shook Mexico creating instant Mexican Jumping Beans.
Robert De Niro is in hot water for joking at Obama's fundraiser that it was too soon for a another white,first lady. "You know how us Guidos are", he continued.
Einstein's manuscripts are now available online. To see them, go to www.iwishiwassmartenoughtounderstandthisshit.com
LOL @ Lizzie and the Ben & Jerry's jokes.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! As soon as you find your kid? That made me laugh!
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