It was the elite Seal Team Six that was responsible for killing Bin Laden. They have a new slogan: Bin There. Done that.
A top U.S official has confirmed that Bin Laden attempted to use one of his wives as a shield when U.S Forces began shooting him. Unfortunately, she was wearing her Target shirt.
Now that Bin Laden has been captured one lucky Pakistani is left wondering: How many camels will $25 million get me?
Is "Pakistan" the name of a country or a statement about a guy named Pak that likes the sun?
Bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to being buried at sea. His supporters are outraged. He can't swim!
Many republicans are using the news of Obama's killing to advocate the policy of torture, Or as it is commonly known as: Watching Fox News.
I'm surprised Donald Trump hasn't come forward to claim that he and he alone organized, funded and led the mission to get Bin Laden, and that he was the trigger man!
ReplyDeleteThat first one was hilarious! They all were, but that one is my fave!
ReplyDeleteI still can't believe they finally got him. 10 years is a long time.
ReplyDeleteGreat jokes! The first is my favorite too. I love the camel one though - at least the guy can afford 4 wives now.
ReplyDeleteThose Republicans just love to lift up torture as the only way to win a war. Christian Conservatives - makes you wonder. Are they crazy or just plain evil.
I have heard some of the reporters say "Obama" instead of "Osama".... oops! Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteLOL! $25 mill can get you a slew of camels! Loved the Pak is tan reference, too.
ReplyDeleteHaha!! These are hilarious, Iz!
ReplyDeleteI can yet can't believe that about Bin Laden using one of his wives as a shield.
I teared up last night & got very over emotional knowing that piece of slime continued to walk the earth so many years after 9/11 & all the lives he took & grief he caused.
Hilarious jokes, dude! And watching Fox News is torture. I had to sit through it more than once at the gym because they wouldn't change the channel. I'm glad Osama was eliminated. That walking, breathing turd should have been offed 12 years ago or better. Keep up the funny work.
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