In China, a girl was born with two heads. She was named Sum Tin Wong.
Dominique Strauss Kahn, the head of International Monetary Fund has been jailed on allegations that he tried to rape a hotel maid. Speaking of rape, did I mention that he is jail?
The pope has issued new guidelines to bishops all over the world on how it will handle suspected cases of sex abuse. He also distributed condoms and candy.
Inspired by Facebook, An Israeli couple has named their baby “Like” The Dad should also change his name to “What’s on your Mind?”
After 45 years of being the host of the MDA telethon, Jerry Lewis is walking away. Why rub it in?
On Monday, the U.S hit the debt ceiling at $14.3 trillion. On Tuesday, The U.S stopped answering calls from China that began, “this is an attempt to collect a debt…”
According to the pope's new guidelines any priest caught engaging in sex abuse will receive a slap on the wrist (along with a riding crop across the butt if he's into it).
ReplyDeleteJerry Lewis might walk away from his MDA telethon but he'll never walk away alone!
Sum Tin Vewy Wong... I hope you're please; that one made me spit out my coffee.
ReplyDeleteHahaha. What's On Your Mind would be a good name!!!
ReplyDeletehahahaha! i nearly choked on my cereal! these were really good! :)
ReplyDeleteVery funny! Love the Pope one.
ReplyDeleteLOL the name bit I had to say out loud to understand.
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LOL @ Jerry Lewis and the Pope jokes!
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