In China, fake “Apple” stores are popping up everywhere. They are being operated by mannequins.
Jazz legend Joe Lee Wilson has died at 75. The place and the time of the funeral is still unknown as it shall be improvised.
Emma Watson is to star in a new film "Beauty and the Beast." Who is going to play Beauty?
A blistering heat wave has hit the Midwest. In Iowa, it was so bad that farmers had to sell their corn to Orville Redenbacher.
On Sunday, Golf sensation Rory Mcilroy was having dinner and kissing tennis star, Caroline Wozniacki. By all accounts, things are in full swing.
In Indiana, Aaron Pace claims he was not allowed to give blood because he appeared to be gay. He insists he is straight and was so upset that he grabbed his purse and dashed out of there in his high heels.
I feel America will be safer now that Obama has appointed a new Secretary of State: Rupert Murdoch's wife!
In Washington, a woman was arrested after she tried to hell her infant boy for $500 or 250 Burrito Supremes.
Excellent jokes, Israel!
ReplyDeleteI hate fake apples. Fake oranges aren't so bad.
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Justin Bieber is going to play Beauty. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteThat last one is just sad.
ReplyDeleteThe whole gay blood thing just pisses me off, but that was still damn funny.
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