Researchers in China have concluded that having bad gums is linked to erectile dysfunctional. In response to this, Viagra is joining forces with Trident.
Rumors are circulating that Charlie Sheen's character on "Two and a half men" will die in the network premiere. That episode is aptly named "premonition".
Michelle Bachman claims that she misspoke when she confused John Wayne with John Wayne Gacy. She corrected herself and apologized to the family of John Wayne Bobbit.
The star of Ugly Betty recently got married to her husband, horrendous Steve.
Lady Gaga is being sued for allegedly scamming people who purchased bracelets that were supposed to help out the victims of the Japanese earthquake. In Japan, they call this "sue she" (apologies in advance)
Christine Legarde has broken the gender barrier by becoming the first woman to lead the IMF. Her first order of business includes raising interest rates and lowering toilet seats.
pretty funny... it's bye bye Charlie.
ReplyDelete"Ugly Betty marrying Horrendous Steve" actually made snort.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see a gum with a little pot in it. Great jokes.
ReplyDeletebahaha! i love reading your jokes! they always make me laugh and lord knows I needed to today! :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! John Wayne Bobbit. Now there's a name from the past!
ReplyDeleteReally, Gums?
Horrendous Steve? LOL! Nice!
ReplyDeletefunny stuff, Israel!
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